i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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