why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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