speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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