but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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