Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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