Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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