im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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