escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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