i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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