He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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