Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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