so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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