Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Dear god my vagina.
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