Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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