it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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