ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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