So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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