I want to stick my p in your. b.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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