Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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