he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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