You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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