actually, I'm a sock model
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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