Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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