I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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