I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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