Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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