Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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