okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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