Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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