He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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