It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i need some magic done to my vagina
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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