i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
its not stalking. its research.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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