Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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