Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There's always time for handjobs
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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