their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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