Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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