i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The Olympian is in my bed
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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