You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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