any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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