The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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