I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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