You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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