What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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