My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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