I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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