So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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