Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We need to get me chipped asap
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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