I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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