so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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