i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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