Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Enjoy the penises
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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