you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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