She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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