Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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