Well apparently he's into motor boating.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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