Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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