My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I love having hate sex.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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